Valentine Palaver in Osun State Polytechnic, Iree

Valentine Palaver in Osun State Polytechnic, Iree.

By A.O

'It is val, it is val,' I have been getting series of messages from my girlfriends, one of which include that of one of Nigeria telecommunications network provider, MTN , as it has sent me over 15 messages Today on how to celebrate Valentine, seriously I don't know what is their problem, probably one of the ladies at their customer centers had access my account, saw my picture and have been sending me this message on purpose,  You never can tell now!

Well,  like I said, I have received 5 different calls from my girlfriends asking how we were going to celebrate Valentine, last year Valentine had been better as it fell on a Sunday and I lied my pastor said I was going to the mountain with him for prayers, with that I managed to escape spending but it seems this year does not want to cooperate as Valentine fell on Wednesday and aside that this is exam period and most Ospoly students will understand we are in a period called 'Iree Igbeyin,' for those that are not Ospolites it is a period during which you are dry i.e no cash,  no food etc.

So,  I have been thinking since morning and to my  fellow ospolites, I need some piece of advise before Wednesday,  I still have like N2, 000 in my account, I don't know if I should not buy that FA and BAM 213 handouts and use the money to take them out?  or I should just dash them the whole of the N2000 by giving them N500 each.  I am also thinking I should just switch off my phone and sleep off for that day.
Your advises are needed.

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