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5 Ways To know Freshmen On Campus.



By Aanu Oyedele

Yah!!! How wonderful it is to be a freshman. A JJC on a campus with a zeal to have the best grade possible. Being a fresher is awesome and it comes with many funny facts. Freshmen as they are, are so easy to spot. They are easily known because of their respective ways of doing things...

These five facts will help you know a freshman if you see one...


1. They can greet for Africa.

Notice this, when in your respective hostels, they'll be greeting you as if their CGPA depends on it. They greet you in the morning, when they see you in the afternoon, they greet you, even at night.
I must tell you, some of them will even want to prostrate or kneel down for you. Only the arrogant ones amidst them will not greet you.


2. They walk in Mass.

Oh my goodness. These guys can walk in masses. When you see 10 people walking together, there's 80% assurance that they are freshmen. They'll be walking and shouting. You'll think, as these guys in secondary school??? Well, that's who they are. They are yet to see the real campus life.


3. They don't know places.

When you see someone asking you where Motion Ground, NLH, PLT, Library, Admissions Office, Health Centre and many more is, you should know that the fellow is a JJC. Before they get where a place is, they would have walked like The Israelites before they get to their destination. Ouch, the walking part can frustrate them en. In fact, most of them find it hard to locate their lecture theatres.


4. They have the latest swags

For guys, their dress can make you be like... Oh my God!!! Not to talk much, when you see them, you'll know. Ladies are unexceptional. Their swags can make you be like... Who is this for goodness sake!.
Most of them will put on glasses not because they have eyes issues or they're protecting their eyes from any particles. To them, it's fashion.


5. They are always walking

Freshmen don't rest while on campus. You'll see them going to Bursary, Health centre, Microfinance Bank, Admissions Office, Faculty, among others. After they conclude a lecture, they carry their stuffs and walk straight up to complete their respective registrations.

Do you think I've not completed the list, add yours below in the comment box.

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